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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Votes:	5284
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1433	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magic Items Found:	3373	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	3139
Runes Activated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!