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Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2258	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	4211
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	986
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!