Players: |
110/600 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
31 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
10 |
Crops Grown: |
8096 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
351 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
6 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.