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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3486 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.