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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4898 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!