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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5341 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Yo guys, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff! Like, I joined and suddenly my sex life was enhanced by a million, I’m getting all the Minecraft babes now. It’s like the server is sprinkled with magic horny dust or something, I swear!
But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.
