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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4619 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!