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Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	88
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Farms Harvested:	842
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	831110
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8743
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Farms Harvested:	169
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Star Shards Collected:	112	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Emeralds Found:	1078	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	7630	Star Shards Collected:	177

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!