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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4237 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 9808 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got dragons flying around dropping diamonds and creepers that explode into rainbows.
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and ride on unicorns. it’s like, out of this world, man.
plus, we have the best parties ever. like, last week we had a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. it was wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life in a minecraft server, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦄🌈
