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Players: |
99/500 |
Votes: |
838 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
5 |
Endless Night Skies: |
1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
9 |
Crops Grown: |
9172 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4777 |
Falling into the Void: |
1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
4 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!