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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3847 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 318 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)