Dana Evans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

Creepers and Misanthropes

anti-social, antisocial behavior, avoidant personality, CREEPERS, Cynic, disdain for humanity, dislike of humanity, distrust of people, Hermit, human aversion, Introvert, ISOLATED, LONER, misanthrope, Misanthropes, misanthropic tendencies, people hater, pessimistic, Recluse, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, solitude

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

GEMS are for Villagers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

Boundaries, chicks, consent, creeper, customs, Dates.., dating culture, Expectations, explosive, first date, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, luxury, materialism, personal values, pimps, PIXEL, relationships, rolex, social norms, societal pressure, status symbol, Stereotypes, Traditions, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	125	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	217
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9264
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ores Mined:	4080	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Border Control

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!