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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	6478
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

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