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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1332
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, emotional pain, fake friends, false friendship, FauxFriendship, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, hurt feelings, let down, Minecraft, personal boundaries, realization, realization moment, red flags, smp, social cues, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

CraftyCuisine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	111	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Elon’s Crafty World

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Animals Bred:	132	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Potions Brewed:	178	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

Assetto Corsa, breachers, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Gang, Headset Selection, Idol Event, Idol Event Euro Beta Testing, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, Pokemon Gijinka Event, Real Suffering, Reality, smp, viral, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Walkabout Minigolf, WRC Club

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	801	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	3193
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!