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LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4707	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2744	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1723	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Enchantments Applied:	214
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Farms Harvested:	686	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7192	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6684	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!