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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, blocktopia, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, LAUGHING, lmao, meme, message board, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, online interaction, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4938	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1612	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo full of adorable baby creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. LMAO!

ConcertCryerCraft

Aisle, Beer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Busch Stadium, Communication, Concert, concert goer, ConcertCryerCraft, conflict avoidance, crying, dancing, def leppard, Etiquette, Journey, personal space, pony tail, Respect, strangers, touching

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	292

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ores Mined:	1754
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	3162	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Animals Bred:	117
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	7694	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	7474
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!