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GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3205	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	133	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

Beloved, bring back, Childhood, classic, COMEBACK, consumer demand, CreeperCraftRevived, discontinued product, explosive, Favorite, Green.., guys, iconic, market demand, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, product comeback, product reissue, product revival, Retro, Revival, sentimental, vintage, wish list, wouldnt

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Emeralds Found:	7823	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

anti-semitism, commemoration, CraftyHolocaustHavoc, cultural heritage, education, Europe, Genocide, German city, historical sites, History, Holocaust victims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, memorial, memorials, Nazi regime, persecution, Remembrance, Stumbling stones, Tragedy, world war II

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9356

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Build C3PO in Minecraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, BUILD, C3po, futuristic, humanoid robot, innovation, Minecraft, robotics, robotics advancements, robotics applications, robotics capabilities, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics programming, robotics research, robotics technology, Sci Fi, Star Wars, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	4130	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, culinary preferences, cultural food, dietary preferences, eating habits, food traditions, Healthy Eating, HERRING, herring recipes, meal frequency, meal planning, mealtime habits, Minecraft, Nordic cuisine, Pickle, pickled herring, potato dishes, Potatoes, Scandinavian cuisine, seafood, Server, traditional dishes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

2019, Funny milly, lmao, milly, Milly absence, Milly comeback, Milly drought, Milly humor, Milly laugh, Milly meme, Milly memories, Milly missing, Milly nostalgia, Milly since 2019, Milly throwback, Minecraft, No milly, NXT, NXT milly, NXT milly joke, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Allowed, ATTEND, B.C, Canada, civil rights, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, free speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political activism, praise, protest, Protester, public events, rallies, Server, social justice, Support

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	Undead Armies Raised:	5

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperz

biden, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign relations, international affairs, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, peace talks, Politics, president, prime minister, RETALIATION, Speech, Tension, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	8947
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Mirror Maze Mania

Mania, Maze, MIRROR

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	3376
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5305	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8156

LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!