Damsel In Distress MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

Thread, great board, vowed duty, Good men, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

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CastleQuest Minecraft Server

long tail tags, rescue, platformer, toad, CastleQuest

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

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GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

AntiRacism, Nordic countries, Plan, Denmark racism, social justice

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

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Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, mimic, Drugs, influence, Successful

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

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Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

artist, growth, Practice, artistic fulfillment, creativity

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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BabyDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, rude behavior, long distance, Social Interaction, family

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

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Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

Divorce, honoring parents, parental expectations, Demands, family dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

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SelfLoveCraft SMP

self compassion, self-empowerment, self-validation, self value, self-belief

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

not credible, hard to believe., overused, Ridiculous, can’t trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

SECURITY, Patriot missiles, Sending, military aid, MissileCraft

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

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