Damn Piss MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PeePeePalsCraft

PeePeePalsCraft, Wiping Up, Two Boys, Sit to Pee, Off the Floor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

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MommaCraft: Name Dilemma

sick, Dilemma, Upset, DAUGHTER, hurt

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to name your virtual daughter whatever you want, without any passive-aggressive comments from your husband!

We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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FamilyDramaCraft Minecraft Server

social faux pas, uncomfortable silences, Server, family gatherings, cringeworthy moments

Are you tired of boring family functions where Aunt Mildred talks your ear off about her cats and Uncle Bob keeps hogging the grill? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward small talk and overcooked burgers.

Our server is like a family function on steroids – but in a good way! Picture this: instead of awkward silences, you’ll be battling dragons and building epic castles with your new virtual family. And forget about Aunt Mildred’s cat stories, on our server, you’ll be trading rare items and embarking on epic quests with your new friends.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you say you survived a zombie apocalypse with your virtual family while Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to his own house (again)? Join us for an unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – all in the best way possible.

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House RulezCraft

Etiquette, social norms, unexpected regulations, House, strange rules

Have you ever been to a friend’s house and they had the most bizarre rule ever? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about armor, forget about cool skins, all you need is a clucking chicken suit to fit in with the rest of the players.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.

Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Palestinian territories, international relations, Minecraft, suspension, united nations

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows, it’s wild.

like, if you don’t join, the UN is gonna be all up in your face, telling you to suspend your aid operations across Gaza. but if you join us, you’ll be safe from all that drama, man.

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by flying pigs. yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, homies.

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PutinCraft: Synagogue Slaughter Kids

anti-semitism, suspects, massacre, putin, suspected

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, Putin’s ally’s kids be playin’ on here and dey be doin’ some crazy stuff, like buildin’ giant synagogues and then shootin’ ’em down wit’ TNT! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, fam. Plus, dey got like, secret underground bases filled wit’ treasure and mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants. So come join da madness, cuz dis server be poppin’ off like fireworks on da 4th of July!

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DriveCraft: Where Mediocrity Reigns!

DriveCraft, Mediocrity, REIGNS

u know wat else is below average? this server. but in a good way! u wanna join cuz we have a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. they throw diamonds at u when u pet them. also, our admin is a ninja who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat. but watch out, cuz there’s a giant chicken that roams the land and steals ur diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a squad of flying pigs that will help u get them back. so come join us, where the only thing above average is the amount of fun u’ll have!

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Meiko24

Quests, Whitelist, Economy, MCMMO, Creative

McMMo, 1.20.6 Nostalgic Factions server with a modern twist. The server was released a day ago, and features custom world generation, crops, items, enchants and structures. Also has McMMo and breakable Obsidian while not giving everyone the strongest gear instantly. You actually have to play to get somewhere.

meiko24.eu

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Neotopia

Roleplaying, neotopia, Server, mmorpg, custom enchantments

welcome to neotopia, im too lazy to add more description The overhauled version of Neotopia Realms is now BACK! The features are as follows; • Litefish • Custom Fishing • Custom Enchantments (known as CEs) • Combat Classes • Dungeons • AureliumSkills • Leaderboards Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ftknzRh88U

neotopia.apexmc.co:25606

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Brand 1.21 Server: No smp, only whitelisted but hey, you’re invited!

Server, gameplay, Fun, multiplayer, INFORMATION

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla 1.21 SMP

Focus Building and PvP

Join Us Discord Server

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please click on the Discord Server link provided above, where you will find all the information on how to join the server.

2. What are the rules of the server?

The rules of the server are listed on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and understand them before joining.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines set by the server.

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Server Type	Vanilla 1.21 SMP
Focus	Building and PvP
Join Us	Discord Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. What are the rules of the server?

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?