damn photo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VaxCraft: Heart Attacks & Strokes Edition

Attacks, Edition, Heart, strokes, VaxCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	258
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

join dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own virtual world and escape from the real world where heart attacks and strokes are lurking around every corner. on dis server, u will be protected by the power of the COVID-19 vaccine, which will make u 10% less likely to suffer from arterial thrombosis like heart attacks and strokes.

imagine building a castle with ur friends while knowing that u are safer from deadly diseases than ever before. u can mine for diamonds and fight off creepers without worrying about your health because the vaccine has got u covered. so come join us on this server and experience a world where the only thing u need to worry about is whether u have enough torches to light up ur mine. trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Abyss Network

Active, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Dayz, Earth, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minigames, multiplayer, non-p2w, ONLINE, PvP, server-network, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crops Grown:	1632	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the Abyss Network! Online 24/7!

A Fun, Simple, NON-P2W Server Network!

With Games such as: 1. Survival, 2. Skyblock, 3. ApocolypZe (DayZ) *unreleased*.

Join today for a fun, and simple experience!!

abyssnetwork.co:25606

CrystalClub

Anti-Griefing, base building, Builds, challenging dungeons, CrystalClub, Custom Biomes, Diverse, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Explore, hostile mobs, immersive experience, Peace of mind, Players, PvE, Resources, Safe, Server, skill levels, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

CrystalClub

Welcome to CrystalClub, our server is designed to offer a diverse and immersive experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s what you can expect:

Survival World: Explore a vast, dynamic world with custom biomes and challenging dungeons. Gather resources, build your base, and survive against the elements and hostile mobs.

Anti-Griefing: Our server features robust anti-griefing measures to keep your builds safe. Enjoy peace of mind while you create and explore.

crystalclub.mywire.org:25584

Xapros SMP: Where we accidentally set the world on fire and call it an event!

accidentally, Active, application, base saved, Builds, Call, collectable items, Community, daily logins, Discord, Event, Fire, Friendly, holiday themed, Mature Players, Minigames, new players, No Griefing, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, set, smp, strict rules, Survival, vanilla feeling, whitelist only, world, xapros

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7230	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

About Us:

We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!

We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂

We have 5-15 different players who log on daily

We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!

Zero lag and 24/7 uptime

We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are

No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling

Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!

Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often are holiday themed events held?	Every few months
How many players log on daily?	5-15 players
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, no random rogue players
Are there any immersion breaking mods?	No, no land claims, tps, or mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
What are the rules against?	Stealing, hacking, and griefing

NikCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anis, Aquamarine, Chic Ocean, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Juvenile Days, Lovely Date, maiden, Minecraft, Naga, new players, NikCraft, Nikke Beauty Full Shot., Nikke General, Nikke Summer Event 2024, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Ultimate, Under The Sun, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1237
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with solo raids, crazy events, and special recruits that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a raid, surrounded by enemies on all sides. But fear not, because on this server, you’ll have the power to conquer them all and emerge victorious! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Co-Op event, where you’ll team up with fellow players to take down the mighty Nihilister.

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Rosanna: Chic Ocean and Ein will have you looking fly while you battle it out in style. And with costume passes like Maiden: Under The Sun and Lovely Date, you’ll be the envy of every player in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Wendy/ Wednesday – Hatless Adventures

Adventures, Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, Hatless, Hatless Edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, Voices in Your Head, Wednesday, Wendy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	1748
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for the Snoot Game where you can hug gators and listen to the epic OST that will blow your mind. Need a break from building? Check out our Fang board playlists that will have you rocking out in no time.

And don’t forget to explore our Snootboorus for some wild fics and art that will leave you speechless. Want to chat with some AI chatbots or play with Blender models? We’ve got you covered with our insane collection.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, do you hear voices in your head? Because on our server, you just might!

DebtDodgerCraft

adulting, Boundaries, car loan, Communication, DEBT, DebtDodgerCraft, Decision making, finances, financial decisions, financial independence, financial responsibility, money management, Partnership, personal finance, real estate, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Support, tough choices, tough love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like car loans and relationship issues? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first! Our community is filled with players who understand that real estate and debt are just pixels in the grand scheme of things. Plus, our moderators are experts at resolving conflicts, so you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for not being a “man” because you’re too busy crafting the ultimate diamond sword. Join us now and leave the real world behind – after all, who needs a Tesla when you can ride a pig through the Nether?

RedditIsBadMC SMP

community moderation, content sharing, digital communication, digital communities, discussion platform, internet culture, internet discussions, internet trends, online communities, Online Community, online conversations, online culture, online discourse, online forums, online interactions, reddit, RedditIsBadMC, smp, social media, social-networking, user engagement, User-generated content

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen while riding a llama with a diamond sword in hand. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players – we’ve got a group of villagers who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. But don’t worry, we’ve also got a team of heroic chickens who are ready to save the day with their egg-throwing abilities.

So why wait? Join our SMP now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Who needs reddit when you can have this level of insanity in your Minecraft world?

FreakCraft: Modern Mayhem

Abnormal, attention-grabbing, BIZARRE, controversial, culture, current events, Entertainment, Events, freak shows, Freakcraft, MAYHEM, Media, MODERN, modern society, peculiar, public interest, sensationalism, sensationalized, Shocking.., social media, spectacle, trending, UNUSUAL

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Tired of boring old events that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every event is a freak show extravaganza! Watch as players ride pigs through obstacle courses, battle giant chickens in epic duels, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So why settle for the same old events when you can join us and experience the ultimate freak show fun!

HuwCraft: Breaking Blocks, Not Laws!

Abuse, allegations, arrest, BBC, blocks, BREAKING, Charged, children, court case, crime, Exploitation, Former BBC News presenter, Huw Edwards, HuwCraft, investigation, Journalism, Laws, Legal, making indecent images, Media, News, scandal, television personality, uk

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin’. former bbc news presenter huw edwards is like, totally in charge here. he’s buildin’ the most epic pixel art of children makin’ indecent images. it’s like, so wild and crazy, u gotta see it to believe it. join now for a chance to witness this insane masterpiece and be a part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind!