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BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	7827
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

LaserFusionCrafters

Advanced technology, approach, Breakthrough, clean energy, commercialization, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy production, future energy, green technology, innovation, laser fusion, LaserFusionCrafters, nuclear fusion, Positive, power generation, Renewable, sustainable, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, inner happiness, letting go of the past, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Bandai Namco, Build planner, Carian Edition, Character planners, Document, elden ring, EldenCraft, general, Group password, INFORMATION, Interactive map, Lands Between, love, Minecraft, News, patch notes, patches, previous, reviews, romance, Server, spreadsheets, Stories

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Potions Brewed:	167	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

big, BILs, Birthday, birthday celebration, childcare, children, Day, DECEMBER, demanding, destination wedding, family, Family Events, immediate family, Kids, Minecraft, Priorities, Rude, Schedule, selfish, Server, Special Events, travel, wedding planning, wedding weekend

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

NoSexInMyHouseCraft

Asexual, autistic, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consent, disruptive, emergency, Friends, House, house rules, late twenties, NoSexInMyHouseCraft, privacy, Respect, Rude, sex, spare room, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!

UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Votes:	5099	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Have you ever been to a city where the villagers throw potatoes at you instead of trading with you? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server! Our city is so unfriendly, even the creepers are scared to explode here. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources for you to survive and thrive in this hostile environment. Join us if you dare, and see if you can conquer the most unfriendly city in Minecraft history!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal emotions, Animal fables, Animal fantasy., Animal folklore, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, Animal narratives, Animal perspectives, animal psychology, Animal stories, animal tales, Animals, anthropomorphism, CraftyCritterz, Fictional animals, Storytelling animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	7189
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the most interesting stories come from the chickens! These cluckers have been through it all – from epic battles with creepers to secret underground chicken societies. You won’t believe the tales they have to share as you roam our pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that one chicken is actually a master builder in disguise, creating elaborate chicken-sized castles when no one is looking. So come on in and chat with our chatty feathered friends – you won’t regret it!

CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy

ACCUSATION, AVOID, Conflict, CraftyNetanyahusWarPloy, Crisis, Diplomacy, Effort, international relations, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, Political, SECURITY, Tension, U.S. officials, Video, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE