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Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

””damn that’s rough” Minecraft SMP”

ai generated, algorithm, Analysis, Artificial Intelligence, beauty, creativity, damn, human poets, human-authored, judgement, machine learning, Minecraft, mistaken identification, participants, Poems, poetry, Rates, research, Rhythm, Rough, smp, study, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced that even AI-generated poems are mistaken for human-written masterpieces! That’s right, our players are so talented that they can create poetry that rivals the greatest poets of all time.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to figure out if the poem you’re reading was written by a human or a robot. Can you guess correctly? Or will you be fooled like so many others on our server? With poems rated for rhythm and beauty, you’ll be amazed at the level of creativity our players possess.

But beware, not all is as it seems. Some of the most mind-blowing poems on our server were actually written by AI, while some of the most lackluster poems were penned by real humans. It’s a topsy-turvy world out there, but that’s what makes our server so unique and exciting.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to distinguish between human and AI poetry. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6354	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Votes:	6163
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

agency.., Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, creeper, crime, damn, DarnCraft, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, Government, investigation, law enforcement, looks like, scandal, shock, smp, Surprise, suspicious, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, that, undercover

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ores Mined:	8023
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banter, blocky, Brigade, Concealed, Covert, crime, Cryptic, damn, ELUSIVE, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 196122605, Obscure, puzzling, secret, Suspense, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	922878
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

again.., anxiety, blowing, Communication, COMPLETE, CREEPERS, damn, Depressed, DepressedCraft, emotions, Failure, feeling, mental health, Nijisanji, online persona, PRESSURE, regret, Sayu, self-doubt, spoke out, Struggling, virtual youtuber, Wishes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6308
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	4439	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

laps.homeftp.net

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	562	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	6827	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2064
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	420588	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	117
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	376	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

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