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  • Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

    Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7811
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8453
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Villages Defended: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ””damn that’s rough” Minecraft SMP”

    ””damn that’s rough” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 4205
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8795

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced that even AI-generated poems are mistaken for human-written masterpieces! That’s right, our players are so talented that they can create poetry that rivals the greatest poets of all time.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to figure out if the poem you’re reading was written by a human or a robot. Can you guess correctly? Or will you be fooled like so many others on our server? With poems rated for rhythm and beauty, you’ll be amazed at the level of creativity our players possess.

    But beware, not all is as it seems. Some of the most mind-blowing poems on our server were actually written by AI, while some of the most lackluster poems were penned by real humans. It’s a topsy-turvy world out there, but that’s what makes our server so unique and exciting.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to distinguish between human and AI poetry. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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  • Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6684
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6978 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6763
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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  • ””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

    ””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 126
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Crops Grown: 4986 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

    GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7307
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ores Mined: 6096
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

    We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

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  • CraftyLog Minecraft Server

    CraftyLog Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4896
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Zombie Dances: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

    Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

    But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

    Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

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  • DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

    DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9488
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

    So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

    WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4192
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Runes Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7272
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2499 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 346
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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  • DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

    DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 4545
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

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  • CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

    CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 9535
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so this server is like if zelenskyy was a minecraft player and called putin all these crazy names like deaf, bare-a**ed, mammoth, and voldemort. u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna be wild like a herd of stampeding creepers. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in that interview. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy adventures await u. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

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  • The Lily Pad

    The Lily Pad
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1380
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Void Gems Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Server Overview

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join us!

    IP Bedrock IP Bedrock Port Discord Dynmap
    play.frogcraft.live frogcraft.live 25950 Discord Dynmap

    FAQs

    Q: Can I play on this server with my friends using different devices?

    A: Yes, Java and Bedrock players can play on The Lily Pad server together.

    Q: How can I join a team on the server?

    A: You can create your own team or join an existing one by contacting other players in-game.

    Q: Is there a way to trade with other players on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up your own shop and trade with other players to contribute to the server’s economy.

    Q: How do I navigate the world easily?

    A: You can use the Dynmap integration to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

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  • Timmy’s Block World 1.20.5

    Timmy’s Block World 1.20.5
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1485
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in Timmy’s pants but with blocks and stuff.

    We got big white creepers that explode with rainbows instead of TNT. It’s like a disco party every time they go boom!

    And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they wear sunglasses and drive tiny sports cars around the map. It’s like a Lamborghini convention up in here.

    Plus, our diamonds are so bling bling that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. You gotta come see it to believe it, man.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is lit AF. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

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  • TherapistSaidGitGud

    TherapistSaidGitGud
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 631
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9712 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Towns Built: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions that just leave you feeling more confused than ever? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your therapist guide you through the virtual world of blocky adventures and self-discovery.

    Our therapists are not your average counselors – they are skilled Minecraft players who will help you navigate through challenges, build epic structures, and conquer your inner demons one pixel at a time. Who needs traditional therapy when you can mine diamonds and slay creepers with your therapist by your side?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking your true potential. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama civilization while embarking on quests that will test your courage and creativity.

    So say goodbye to boring therapy sessions and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Your therapist awaits, ready to help you dig deep and craft a better version of yourself. Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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  • TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

    TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 7433
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Minecraft Server

    Realm Name Realm Code
    Jk Realm 1 VqtaUznAGi4
    Ts Realm 2 YrXnSm8e6n8
    Ats Realm 3 zNqwg5mGFAg

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What kind of mysteries can I expect in this Minecraft server?

    A: The server offers untold mysteries waiting to be unveiled, ranging from traversing landscapes to crafting majestic structures and embarking on daring quests.

    Q: How can I join the exclusive community on this server?

    A: You can join by using the realm codes provided above and being part of the immersive adventure and discovery experience.

    Q: Is there a Discord community for this server?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

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  • The Global Tavern 1.21

    The Global Tavern 1.21
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1762
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Join now to see a German, an Italian, and a Japanese player walk into a virtual bar and start a wild party like you’ve never seen before! It’s like a joke come to life, but with blocks and creepers! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be part of the madness!

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  • LaborCraft Minecraft Server

    LaborCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6856
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of parenting, just like the player who had to deal with in-laws wanting to be in the delivery room for their second baby. Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a baby crib while dodging unwanted visitors in the hospital?

    But fear not, for on our server, you can build your own virtual delivery room and invite only the players you want by your side. No in-laws or parents allowed, unless they bring diamond swords as gifts!

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about the real-life drama unfolding around you. See you in the game!

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  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

    BabyShowerDramaCraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7742
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 489
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Animals Bred: 47
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us for a baby shower like no other, where you can invite your best friend’s annoying friend Ben and watch the chaos unfold!

    Build a virtual baby shower that will make even the most drama-filled reality TV show jealous. Will Ben make inappropriate jokes about your virtual appearance? Will your husband get mad at you for not wanting Ben there? The possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, in our Minecraft server, you can control the guest list and decide who gets to attend your virtual baby shower. Will you be labeled as the controlling party pooper, or will you stand your ground and have the baby shower of your dreams?

    Join us for a baby shower experience like no other, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real. Who knew planning a baby shower could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the virtual drama begin!

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  • RespawnAsAnything Minecraft SMP

    RespawnAsAnything Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 802
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9796 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine this, you die in the game and you get to come back as anything you want! I know right, it’s like a dream come true!

    So like, I died and I was like, “I wanna come back as a flying pig with laser eyes!” And guess what? I actually came back as a flying pig with laser eyes! It was insane, I was flying around shooting lasers at creepers and zombies, it was lit AF!

    But wait, there’s more! You can also like, build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and have llamas as your passengers. And there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s wild man, you gotta see it to believe it!

    So like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures ever, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #flyingpigswithlasereyes #rollercoastersoflava #alienvillagersFTW

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