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CraftyFoolsMC

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8608
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4602	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Potions Brewed:	80
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

CraftySMPRejects

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ResistanceCraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	750
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RocketCraft: BoeingNoGo

aerospace, aerospace engineering, aerospace workforce, boeing, BoeingNoGo, employee training, Engineering, industry standards, Manufacturing, Quality Control, Report, rocket construction, RocketCraft, Rockets, safety regulations, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, Space Travel, unqualified workforce, workforce qualifications

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so like, u kno how boeing makes dem big ol rockets? well turns out, dey got sum unqualified peeps buildin dem! like, imagine if u had a rocket ship built by sumone who dunno what dey doin! dat’s like, a disaster waitin to happen! but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise all our builders are top notch! no unqualified peeps here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! come join us and leave dem boeing rockets in da dust!

DreamCraft PTSD Relief

brain changes, brain function, cognitive processing, DreamCraft, EMDR therapy, Emotional healing, Improvement, memory consolidation, memory enhancement, mental health, Mental Wellness, psychological treatment, ptsd, ptsd symptoms, Relief, Sleep, sleep therapy, study, Targeted Memory Reactivation, therapy techniques, TMR, trauma processing, traumatic memories

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, u wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna help u process all ur traumatic memories while u sleep. like, u can play and build stuff during the day, then at night BAM ur brain is gonna be all like, “hey, let’s deal with that PTSD in a fun and creative way!”

we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?

HeartCore Network

battle, enemies, Enthusiast, Expansion, game modes, HeartCore Network, legend, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Monsters, Play, Server, Strongest, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Farms Harvested:	902	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to Heartcore, the ultimate Lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a world where every heartbeat matters. Battle for survival against hordes of monsters, and steal life from your enemies to bolster your own. But beware, the stakes are high, and only the strongest will prevail.

Currently, Heartcore offers a thrilling Lifesteal experience, but our vision extends far beyond. We’re dedicated to bringing you a diverse range of game modes that cater to every Minecraft enthusiast. Stay tuned for exciting updates as we expand our horizons and introduce new ways to play.

Join us on Heartcore and become a legend!

play.theheartcore.com

Sleepless in Semi-Vanilla Land: Where grief is protected, enchants are custom, and everyone’s welcome! 1.21 ready!

Biomes, Builds, chat colors, Community, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Events, Everyones, Farms, Grief, Land, Minigames, Pets, Plugins, protected, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Ready, Redstone, Semivanilla, Sleepless, smp, Survival, tutorials, villagers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Sleepless MC SMP Overview

Features
Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play along side each other!
Land claims (Golden Shovel)
Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled to easily restore claims if damaged)
Custom Enchants for a more customized playing experience!
Player Sign Shops (Aswell as server shop)
Custom Items (Including Building items like beds and dressers as well as armor and weapons!)
Minions for AFK grinding and money making!
Coin shop ( You can earn in-game Ranks / Chat colors / Player Tags / Pets )

If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, We’d love to have you!

Discord : discord.gg/sleepless

Server IP : play.sleeplessmc.com

Bedrock Port : 19132

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Sleepless MC SMP server?

A: To join the server, simply connect to play.sleeplessmc.com with the Bedrock Port 19132.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own land claims on the server?

A: Yes, you can create land claims using the Golden Shovel tool to protect your area from griefing.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on the server?

A: You can earn in-game currency by participating in activities such as mining, farming, selling items in player shops, and using minions for AFK grinding.