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DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	806081	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4480	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical rainbow unicorn on steroids, but in a good way! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling fierce mobs and exploring mysterious dungeons.

We have more custom plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with more explosions and less tigers.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than a cactus in a desert, and they’ll have your back like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the Pekomikobros family. We’re a dying breed, but we’re going out with a bang – literally, because we love blowing stuff up!

2025Fam SMP – How’s ur year?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, I swear!

So like, apparently, there’s this secret underground base where all the players meet up and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from another dimension who give out diamond armor like it’s candy on Halloween!

And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I know, right?? Who even knew llamas were magical?!

So like, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and let’s go on this crazy adventure together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

CraftyLottoWinners

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Imagine winning the lottery and instead of buying a mansion or a yacht, you decide to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the pixelated skies. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Plus, where else can you say you’ve partied with llamas and danced with dragons?

TankerTracksCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, so on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got a whole bunch of wild stuff going on that’ll make you wanna join faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: Finland finds anchor drag marks left by a tanker that broke cables, right? Well, on our server, we got a whole storyline where you gotta find the culprit who did it and bring them to justice! Will you be the hero that saves the day or the villain that causes chaos? Only one way to find out, join our server now! Plus, we got custom mobs like zombie sailors and skeleton pirates roaming around, ready to give you a run for your diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s sail the high seas of Minecraft together!

Grifland server Minecraft server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

The owner of the server “Grifland Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Anar9.aternos.me:39926

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, update, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP
Server Features	Regular updates, Player events, Minigames (Spleef)
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we actively update and maintain the server.
Are there player events on the server?	Occasionally, we run player events with survival rewards.
Can I trust my progress on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
What type of minigames are available on the server?	We have recently added minigames such as Spleef.

Wayward Realms Await 1.21.3

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3193
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, forget about Wayward Realms, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide.

Our diamonds sparkle brighter than your grandma’s dentures on bingo night.

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear top hats and skeletons do the Macarena.

Don’t wait for Wayward Realms, join us now and let’s get this party started!

TastyTeaspoonCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must put a teaspoon of hot sauce on ALL your food, no matter how bizarre the combination! Want to enjoy a slice of cake with a hint of spice? Or how about some watermelon with a kick? Join us for the ultimate culinary adventure and see how your taste buds survive in this fiery world of flavor! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite dish that will leave you craving more heat in every bite. So come on, spice up your Minecraft experience and join us for a wild ride of gastronomic proportions!

RussianAI2024ElectionHack

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we found in apartment funded by russian government!!! our AI is so OP it interfered with 2024 US elections, like what even?? Department of Treasury be like “wut” on December 31, 2024 😂😂😂

join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even uncover some government secrets while you’re at it 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ who knows what you’ll find in our wacky server! plus, our russian-funded apartment gives off major spy vibes, so you’ll feel like a secret agent while playing 😎

come on, don’t miss out on the most scandalous minecraft server out there! join now and let the chaos begin 🤪🔥🕶️

COVID Chaos Clinic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!