🔥damaged prefrontal cortex Minecraft Servers

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

UkrainianRageCraft

Conflict, crime, criminal, current events, Fight, International, Justice, Killer, News, Prisoner, Release, released, repeat offender, Russian, second time, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkrainianRageCraft, violence, War, WOMAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9754
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we got russian woman’s killer released TWICE to fight in ukraine! like wtf?? come see the chaos and madness unfold as this crazy killer runs around the server causing mayhem and destruction. who knows what will happen next?! join now for the most insane and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride.

ZoonoticZestCraft

Animals, case study, collaboration, control, diseases, ecosystem, Exploration, framework, health, humans, infectious diseases, interdisciplinary, One Health, Prevention, public health, research, Transmission, veterinary medicine, wildlife, zoonotic interactions, ZoonoticZestCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6056	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mines Excavated:	4858
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying diamond eggs! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a can of baked beans! Trust me, it’s epic!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!

BirdCraft: Feathered Fun for the “Mature” Minecrafters!

21, active community, Automated Crafting, BirdCraft, client side mods, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Feathered, Fun, HermitCraft style, Maps, Mature, Minecraft, Minecrafters, new season, Purpur, shopping district, smp, trial chambers, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

BirdCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:	BirdCraft is a 21+ Minecraft Discord community and vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP. We are a chill community of adults from all around the world with a bunch of incredible builders, some skilled farmers and redstoners, and a habit of killing off our server owner CC when he’s not looking. Don’t worry, PVP is entirely voluntary.
Current Season:	Season 5 started recently on the 27th of July and we are playing the new update 1.21. We are planning on fighting the Ender Dragon this Saturday!
Features:	We host monthly events and build contests, have an active Discord community, hang out in VC regularly, play other games, use a diamond-based economy, and encourage client-side mods.
Website:	https://birdcraft.org/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to join BirdCraft?	Players must be 21 or older to join BirdCraft.
Is PVP mandatory on the server?	No, PVP is entirely voluntary on BirdCraft.
What version of Minecraft is the server currently running?	Season 5 of BirdCraft is running on Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, BirdCraft hosts monthly events and build contests.
Can players use client-side mods?	Yes, players are encouraged to use client-side mods such as maps on BirdCraft.

ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server

Anime, comfy movie, Conan thread, ConanCraft, crime solving, detective conan, detective series, detective work, Japanese cinema, Kaito Kid, long-running series, Manga adaptation, MILLION, movie review, Murder Mystery, Mystery, pentagram, Ran Mouri, Server, Shinichi Kudo, Suspense, The Million Dollar Pentagram, Theatres, Thriller

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Just watched this server in the Minecraft world. It’s like a movie, but you get to be the main character! Join us for epic adventures, cozy builds, and maybe even some popcorn (virtual, of course).

We have a special Conan thread where players can share their wildest stories of conquering dragons, building castles, and maybe even finding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Who knows what kind of crazy tales you’ll come up with on this server!

So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us now and become the star of your own epic movie in the world of blocks and pixels.

MoguDoog’s Minecraft SMP Adventures: NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone

Adventures, Channels.., Doog, Gaming, highlights, highlights.youtube.com, Inugamikorone, Japanese culture, Latest Releases, LIVESTREAMS, Minecraft, Mogu, MoguDoogs, Music, music.youtube.com, Nekomataokayu, Previous thread, smp, social media, song releases, twitter, twitter widgets, Vtubers, 猫又おかゆと戌神ころね

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5005	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride with NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone as they navigate through the chaotic world of Minecraft like never before.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive music releases from Okayu and Korone that will have you bopping your head while mining for diamonds. And let’s not forget about the epic highlights that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your minecart.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the latest song releases that will have you dancing in your Minecraft house like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for even more hilarious shenanigans from Okayu and Korone.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, from building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CubicalCrafterz

aita, Clique, cold shoulder, coworker, coworker died, CubicalCrafterz, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Funeral, heartbroken, Homophobia, insensitive, mental health, Movie, paid day off, racism, Transphobia, work, work ethic

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re God’s gift to the world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our community is full of fun and friendly players who just want to build and have a good time.

Say goodbye to toxic coworkers and hello to a world where you can build whatever your heart desires without judgment. Plus, on our server, you won’t have to attend any awkward funerals or deal with the drama that comes with it. Just log on, relax, and enjoy the virtual world we’ve created for you.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re the center of the universe.

CraftyCashCrew

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $150k a year! Why settle for iron armor when you can afford diamond everything?

Join our server and experience the luxurious life of a high roller in Minecraft. Build your mansion out of solid gold blocks, ride around on a diamond-encrusted minecart, and hire villagers to do all the grunt work for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with your fat stacks of emeralds?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our exclusive VIP lounge features a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally), join our server for a truly opulent gaming experience. Who needs real life riches when you can be a virtual baller in Minecraft?

SeaLevelSOSCraft

#sustainability, climate adaptation, climate change, climate emergency, coastal communities, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global average, global SOS, natural disasters, Ocean, overflowing, Pacific, Pacific Islands, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSOSCraft, UN chief, united nations, urgent action, Warning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ocean is overflowing with diamonds and emeralds! the UN chief is sending out a global SOS because our server is so lit, the sea-level rise is outstripping the global average! swim with dolphins and build underwater castles before the ocean takes over the whole world! hurry and join before you have to craft a boat just to log in!

SpudCraft: The Potato Patch of Vanilla Goodness

AFK display, age requirement, Bluemap, collaborative build projects, Community, concrete dust, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Game Nights, goodness, Head Drops, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Patch, Potato, shopping district, shulker shells, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat mod, wandering traders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it around two months old! Join the Discord and submit your application to be a part of this welcoming community.

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community united by our love for Minecraft, aiming to grow into a safe and trusting community.
What features does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command to return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	8150
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!