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EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!
Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! -
SabotageCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server! -
Creeper-in-Chief2020
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!
So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!
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NoBulletDamageCraft
Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where yo weapons never get damaged by bullets? Yeah, you heard right, bullets! We got some magical enchantments up in here that make yo gear indestructible. You can be slayin’ mobs left and right without a care in the world. Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it, there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me, a freakin’ fireball sword! So come on down and join the fun, you won’t regret it! -
VandalVoyageMC
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but then ur like, oh no, the trains in france are cancelled cuz some vandals are on the loose? well, good thing u can join our minecraft server instead! no vandals here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! plus, u can pretend u are in france but without the train drama. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! choo choo! -
AmazonDamage Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice -
ToxicMomMC Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Tanya’s mom smashing crystals? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that even Tanya’s family can’t compete with. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Plus, we promise not to break your crystals – unless you want us to for some reason. Join now and let the madness begin! -
TuapseCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind like a drone attack on russia’s tuapse oil refinery! we got crazy builds dat will make u go “whaaat?!” and pvp battles dat will leave u shaking in ur diamond boots.come join us and be part of the madness as we conquer new lands and build the most insane creations u have ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun and excitement, den maybe u should go play with some sheep or somethin’.
so what are u waiting for?! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least make it more chaotic and ridiculous.
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RostovRumbleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

