Damage Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FraudCraft Minecraft Server

music festival, Bartender, Minecraft, TAXES, disabled children

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Looking for a place to unwind after dealing with family members who claim your wages without your knowledge? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without worrying about shady relatives stealing your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you construct magnificent structures and embark on epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world – can you find it before your aunt claims it in your name too?

So come on down and join us for a fun-filled experience that will make you forget all about real life drama. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind your aunt’s mysterious actions in our pixelated universe. See you in the game!

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TulaCraft: Drone Depot Disaster

emergency services, oil depot, damage control, environmental hazard, safety precautions

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT LITERALLY? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE DRONE ATTACKS AND OIL DEPOTS ON FIRE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN OIL DEPOT AND THEN HAVING IT ATTACKED BY DRONES, TALK ABOUT EXCITEMENT!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY STORIES LIKE THIS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME ON OUR SERVER, YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT!

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Suisei’s Clique Minecraft SMP Action Squad

Support, damage control, idol industry, Suisei, Minecraft

Are you tired of being surrounded by drama llamas and keyboard warriors on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is run by Suisei’s clique! That’s right, the same group that can sniff out criticism of management from a mile away and swoop in to save the day like Minecraft superheroes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stick around. Who knows, you might even witness Suisei herself riding a llama into battle against the evil mobs of the night. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

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Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

Backlash, brand image, Sour, going sour, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!

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Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

Minecraft, damage control, Harassment, word is, defamation

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

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SitterSOS: Get Her Back or Go Solo!

Son, sitter, pay rate, male presence, father figure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy plot twists!

Picture this: a same-sex marriage, a 10-year-old son named Lee, and a sitter named Cody with a secret leukemia diagnosis. But wait, it gets crazier! Cody decides to quit because he thinks he’s being replaced, all because of a misunderstanding about pay rates. Can you believe it?

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, miscommunications, and ultimatums. Will Debra win Cody back with a heartfelt apology and a raise? Will Lee ever trust another sitter again? Only time will tell on this server full of unexpected twists and turns!

So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

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PhaseGods Minecraft Server

Performance, Effectiveness, strategy, success, Monitoring

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and become a PhaseGod, a legendary being with the power to control time and space in the game. Imagine being able to pause the game whenever you need to take a bathroom break or fast forward through those pesky nighttime mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive in-game events. From giant chicken races to treasure hunts with explosive surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the PhaseGods community. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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SisInLawSquadCraft

household rules, micromanaging, enforcing rules, AirB&B, single mothers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

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ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

INCONVENIENCE, TOILET, Server, Disaster Recovery, accident

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

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toyaCheatzCraftz

compliance, vehicle testing, repercussions.., three models, toyaCheatzCraftz

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

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