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> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3513
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty World Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be dancing and freaking out as you explore our wild and wacky world. We’ve got secret dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, creeper karaoke nights, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End portal (watch out for Endermen trying to photobomb your selfies)!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Let’s get this party started!

Fate/Strange Fake Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	5042	New Chunks Explored:	896770
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mr. Langal. Rumor has it that he’s actually a CIA agent undercover in the world of Minecraft, using his block-building skills to gather intel on the creepers and zombies. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret!

Join our server for a chance to team up with Mr. Langal and help him uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited to join the CIA yourself! Plus, we have epic build battles, crazy pranks, and a never-ending supply of diamond swords for all your PvP needs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of blocks and espionage!

Crafty Comedy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and offers quests that will leave you clucking with excitement. And don’t even get us started on the magical talking sheep who can grant you wishes (for a price, of course).

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a hilariously absurd journey unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

””REEEEEE”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	4872

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our villagers have all been trained in the art of stand-up comedy, so you’ll never be bored trading with them. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed their own chicken mafia and will protect you at all costs. So come join us on the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared to REEEEEE with laughter!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the UK where all the British girls are waiting to play with you! That’s right, you can impress them with your block-building skills and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Who needs boring old regular chickens when you can have these fabulous fowl? So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Towns Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!

Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

WhisperCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate ASMR experience! Join us and trigger your Autonomous Sensory Minecraft Response with tingling sensations throughout your body as you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.

So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”