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ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3847	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

DineWithLegends Minecraft Server

Celebrity, Conversation, Curiosity, Dead, DineWithLegends, Dinner, dream, famous person, FANTASY, historical figure, hypothetical, imagination, Insight, inspiration, interview, Living, Minecraft, perspective, questions, Reflection, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

If you could have dinner with any famous Minecraft player, living or dead, who would it be and what would you ask them? Imagine chowing down on some virtual pork chops with Notch himself, discussing the secrets of crafting diamond armor and the best strategies for surviving a creeper attack. Or maybe you’d prefer to dine with Herobrine and ask him why he’s always lurking in the shadows, scaring players half to death. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now for a chance to feast with the legends of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

Conversation, CraftyCompanions, Dead, entire day, Experience, historical figure, influence, Insights, inspiration, knowledge, learn, Legacy, life lessons, Living, mentor, person, perspective, philosophy, spend, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

attempted suicide, Conflict, CraftyJihad, Crisis, crisis management., current events, extremist group, hostage situation, hostages, hostages release, international relations, Islamic Jihad armed wing, Israel, Israeli hostages, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tension, Server, SUICIDE, Terrorism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1301

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

TalibanGangRapeCraft

Abuse, Afghan woman, Afghanistan, crime, criminal investigation, Exploitation, gang-rape, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Misogyny, Oppression, sexual assault, Taliban, Taliban jail, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Trauma, Video, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Votes:	1331	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2014
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SheepSaverCraft

Brain, brain damage, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Complications, deadly condition, disability, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, megadose, research, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, septic patients, sheep studies, SheepSaverCraft, sodium ascorbate, tested on sheep, treatments

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1984

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

mc.severation.net:26620

CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

CraftyManagerLies, discrimination, favoritism, Frustration, hiring process, job application, job competition, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job market challenges, job market disparities, job market trends, Job Opportunities, Job Search, Liars, managers, Minecraft, Résumé, Server, Summer, unemployment, unfairness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	318776	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, guffaw, haha, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LaughCraft, Laughter, lmao, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, rofl, Server, Tag, viral

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

body shaming, disrespectful behavior., ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, future MIL, MIL drama, Minecraft, mother-in-law issues, rude comments, Server, wedding dress choice, wedding dress criticism, wedding dress decision, wedding dress opinions, wedding dress shopping, wedding dress shopping drama, wedding dress shopping experience, wedding dress shopping with MIL, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!