| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7695 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7442 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive and recovering menhera, or Kirihime Ria, the accursed king of the rrats? And let’s not forget Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, or Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend!
Join us for insane shenanigans with Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, and Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo. Plus, you won’t want to miss out on the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, Tsurugi Nen, or the itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, Amiya Aranha.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Maria Paradisia, the spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin. And let’s not forget Juri Shima, the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of Shima Kingdom.
Join us and our friends Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, and Phase Connect for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and let’s burn down the house together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos #BurningDownTheHouseEdition 🔥🏠🎮
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4006 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us and meet Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog who will bark his way into your heart. Or how about Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire who will build you a fortress like no other? And don’t forget about Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox who will leave you howling with laughter.
But that’s not all! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite as big as her heart. And Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. From cursed kings to chaotic embodiments of chaos, we’ve got it all. And who knows, you might even find your new girlfriend among our freaky deaky beertubers! So come on in and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 918 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8166 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5038 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2976 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!
Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.
2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2183 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2685 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.
So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5875 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 578 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8265 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6024 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8090 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their vanilla gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Notch himself would be scratching his head in confusion.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Come join us and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a lesbian camp when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips?
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2873 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩
But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 59 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creepers explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Notch himself would be scratching his head.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as unpredictable as a charged creeper. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re riding pigs off cliffs just for fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is so unique, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. And don’t even get us started on the Wither – rumor has it, it’s too scared to spawn here.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where players ride llamas into battle, wear hoods like it’s a fashion statement, and build pixel art that’s so realistic, you’ll think it’s a mod?
Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that’s as crazy as a creeper disco party? See you in the game!
