CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

Welcome to the Dairy Apocalypse: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality

Join us! But beware: the cows are watching.

A Brief Introduction to the Madness

In a realm where milk flows like the rivers of chaos and cows wield power beyond comprehension, Dairy Apocalypse emerges! Here, President Trump’s threats manifest as colossal dairy farms that tower like castles of cream. What lies behind this madness? Tariffs? Or is it a conspiracy crafted by sentient lactose? The truth is slippery—much like a block of butter left out in the sun.

Gameplay Features That Defy Expectation

Feature	Description
Tariff Towers	Constructed from blocks of cheese, they rise in defensive grid formations to protect against Canadian Invasion (and also the lactose-intolerant).
Dairy Wars	Engage in absurd battles where players fling curds and whey at each other while chanting “Moo Watch.”
Secret Milk Cults	Find hidden temples dedicated to the worship of the Dairy Gods where sacrifices of fruit are demanded.
Unholy Ferments	Craft potions that turn villagers into dairy-fueled versions of themselves—now they can flip out.
Lactose Lordship	Ascend to unimaginable heights with trophies of the finest cheese, gaining special abilities as the new Dairy Dictator.

A Cautionary Tale (or Not)

This server is said to be banned in 12 countries. Why? Rumor has it that authorities were overrun by rogue milkshakes. Some say they formed the Milk Brigade, charging through borders with butter-fat fury.

Testimonials from the Lost and Confused

“I once found a cow wearing sunglasses here, and it told me the secrets of the universe! 10/10 would recommend.” – U/LactoseIntolerance420
“This place turned my friends into dairy mutants, and now I’m the last normal one. HELP ME!” – U/SendHelpAndBarbecueSauce

FAQ of Eternal Confusion

Q: What is the purpose of this server? A: To elevate your understanding of cheese to a metaphysical level—also, to keep Canada on its toes.

Q: Do I need to bring my own dairy products? A: Only if you want to succeed in the hidden cult quests! Otherwise, expect broken dreams and exploding milk cartons.

Q: Are there actual tariffs? A: Isn’t your soul a tariff enough in this chaotic economy?

Enter the Chaos and Embrace Your Destiny

This is not just a server; it’s a reckoning! Join us and meld into the swirling chaos where everything you thought you knew about dairy, leadership, and block-building will be shattered. You may be drawn in by the allure of forbidden cheese recipes or the call of the underground Milk Wars.

WARNING: Joining this server may result in bewilderment, existential crises, and an unyielding urge to moo uncontrollably. Only the bravest should dare to embark on this milk-laden journey.

Will you become the dairy overlord, or will you simply turn into a pint of panic? The choice is yours. Join us—before the cows take over! 🐄💥

Milk the Cow Village 1.21

agriculture, animal care, animal husbandry, cow, cow behavior, cow health, cow milk, cow milking, cow udder, dairy farming, dairy industry, dairy products, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, farm work, Livestock, milk, milking equipment, milking process, Rural life, Village

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a magical land of cow milking madness. Imagine milking cows all day, every day. It’s like a dairy dream come true. And the best part? The milk is actually diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right. Diamond milk, baby. Join this server if you want to live out your wildest cow milking fantasies and swim in a pool of diamond milk. It’s udderly ridiculous, but in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come milk those virtual cows and strike it rich with diamond milk on this server!

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SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein

agriculture, alternative protein, animal welfare, biotechnology, Cows, dairy alternatives, dairy industry, dairy protein, DairyFree, environmental impact, food production, food technology, innovation, Israel, Israeli, Plant-Based, plant-based protein, Potato, Potatoes, protein, SpudCraft, Startup, Sustainable Agriculture, Technology

so like, imagine a world where you can make milk from potatoes. like, what the heck, right? this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got cows and pigs and chickens, but they all produce milk and cheese made from potatoes. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and experience the wonders of potato milk. build a potato farm, milk your potato cows, and make delicious potato cheese. it’s a whole new level of minecraft farming, dude.

plus, we have a secret underground potato lab where you can experiment with different potato breeds to create the ultimate potato milk. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

so come join us on this wild potato adventure. who needs cows when you have potatoes, right? it’s gonna be a spud-tacular time.

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Parmesan Regiano Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, aged cheese, Cheese, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, delicacy, DISHES, flavor, Food, Food Industry, Gourmet, Haven, Italian cheese, Italian Cuisine, parmasanaregiano, parmesan, recipes, Regiano, Taste

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual paradise for gamers who love cheese! Imagine building your own cheese castle and battling mobs with cheese swords! It’s a dairy dream come true, man! Plus, there’s a secret cheese dungeon where you can find rare cheeses and unlock cheesy powers! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic fromage-filled adventure!

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Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

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Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis

adaptation strategies, agricultural diversification, agricultural resilience, agriculture, alternative enterprises, Aussie, Australian dairy farmers, blocks, climate change, climate impacts, Crisis, dairy industry, economic challenges, environmental sustainability, Farm, Farming, financial pressures, industry trends, labour shortages, milk, rising costs, rural communities, sustainable practices, sustainable transition support, workforce issues

so, like, u ever wanted to milk cows in minecraft but then u heard about this server where u can do WAY more than just milk cows? like, u can have a whole farm with like, chickens and pigs and stuff. but get this, u can also have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers.

this server is so cool cuz it’s like, all about sustainability and stuff. like, we’re helping australian dairy farmers find new ways to make money cuz apparently it’s hard for them right now. so, by joining our server, u can help save the dairy farmers AND have a super fun time playing minecraft.

plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. u have to find the secret entrance by solving riddles and stuff. it’s so cool, u won’t believe it.

so, come join our server and be a part of something amazing. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

#sustainability, agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, climate change, Cows, creeper, dairy industry, emissions data, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental impact, farts, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, industrial farming, Livestock, meat, methane emissions, methane production, moocraft, Outgas, Pollution, Report

lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Dairy Farm Biogas Bonanza

#sustainability, agricultural emissions, Biogas, biogas production, bonanza, carbon footprint, climate change, dairy, dairy farms, dairy industry, emissions reduction, environmental impact, Farm, global temperature rise, greenhouse gas, methane capture, methane conversion, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane production, methane recycling, methane utilization, renewable energy

yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be turnin’ dairy farm farts into biogas, makin’ mad cash and savin’ da planet at da same time! we be reducin’ emissions like crazy, like 5 times more than anyone even knows about. join us and help us keep da world cool, like literally, cuz we keepin’ temperatures low and makin’ bank at da same time. come on, join da fun and save da planet, one cow fart at a time!

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MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

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CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

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It developed

developed, smp
🌟 Welcome to Nivalora – A New Family-Friendly Minecraft Adventure! 🌟

🔗 Connect With Us:
🌈 Explore, Build, and Play Together in a Safe Environment!

🚀 Server Features:
⚔️ Gameplay Enhancements:
🌟 Social and Interaction:
💼 Economy and Rewards:
🌐 No Pay-to-Win Mechanics:
📊 Performance:
👨‍ Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure.
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Asveria

Asveria, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to Asveria, an enchanting online Minecraft server where nostalgia meets innovation.

Immerse yourself in a vanilla-based gameplay experience that captures the essence of the classic Minecraft era.

Join a vibrant community, embark on epic adventures, and relive the joy of the game in its purest form on Asveria!

💯FEATURES:💯

👌🏻Respectful Staff: Our staff team is welcoming to all, and always ready to help!👌🏻

🧭Quests: Complete quests to earn money and get to the top of the balance list!🧭

💰Player shops: Set up your own personalized shops to rule the economy.💰

✨Free to play: Fair for all players who just want to play some Minecraft.✨

😱Optimized Plugins: A perfect mix of all our favourite plugins to create endless fun.😱

🏠Claims: Claim your land and build to your hearts content without worrying about it getting destroyed.🏠

💜Friendly Community: We strive to create a friendly and welcoming community for all those who join.💜

Discord: https://discord.gg/SWU5NBtn

Play today at play.asveria.com

[bedrock port: 19132]💜

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TwinScythe RolePlay

Roleplay, TwinScythe

Come join TwinScythe Roleplay and play who you want to be. Our server is based around 3 main mods. Ice and fire dragons which adds a lot of mythical monsters around the world. Minecolonies which allows you to build your own npc colony and have the npcs build / mine / gather wood and a lot more for you. The last main mod is Minecraft Comes Alive(MCA) which lets you marry another player or villager and have npc children with them.

Server also has a full economy system with jobs, admin shops, and player shops.

There are 2 skill systems including mcmmo and pufferskill system.

We are currently a small friendly community looking for new players.

Join the discord for modpack / server information. https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

dynmap http://104.243.35.214:8120/

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ToEndAllWars

Modded, ToEndAllWars

👑 Ever wanted to have your own Kingdom? Your own Empire? Rise to the challenge and be able to defend it through wars, schemes, and diplomacy on this iteration of ToEndAllWars!

✨ IP: playteawbeta.apexmc.co

🧰 Want the modpack? Here’s our Curseforgealternatively, join the 👾 Discord for a manual version of the download and get access to all of our community!

ToEndAllWars is a Victorian-themed 🎩, building 👷, diplomacy 🕊️, and war 💥 oriented server that seeks to create a great community with a unique combination of mods! In our open EuroBeta, we put players side by side on a 1:1000 scale map of the world in Europe and North Americawith expansions coming!

ℹ️ Some server features include:

⚙️Create🛠️: The industrial revolution calls for more bleeding edge technology, with create, mass production is in your hands!

🔫Guns and melee weapons🗡️: Big cannons, old rifles, machine guns and more, all you require for your war needs!

⚔️Recruits🫡: Need an army? Why not make one! With this mod you can equip and outfit soldiers for battle, guarding or raiding!

📚Extensive History🕰️: Do you like piecing together ancient history of long lost nations and towns across the server? Pouring countless hours over wiki articles? Now you can do that and even write your own history here!

🕊️Diplomacy and Scheming😈: The murky waters of statecraft are dangerous to sail alone, join up with others to bring your masterful diplomacy or shady schemes into action!

🗺️Dynmap🧭: An ever changing, ever beautiful show of builds and creativity on the part of the community! Check it out here!

What are you waiting for? Get on and have a good time! But be prepared to defend your claims from hungry eyes with your friends and allies!

I’ll see you in the trenches.

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CritPots

CritPots, Semi Vanilla

Critpots is a NEW survival server that removes Crystal PvP while maintaining a vanilla anarchy environment similar to servers such as Vanilla Plus or Donut SMP. Items such as End crystals, Weakness potionsand Enchanted golden apples have been nerfed or removed to ensure a fast paced and fun PvP experience.

An Auction House has been added to encourage player trade with a diamond backed currency.

Proximity voice chat is enabled and used with the simple voice chat mod to make the server a more social experience.

The server shop only functions as a way to get essential items without having to travel thousands of blocks in the end or nether.

Java only : Critpots.mine.bz

Discord:https://discord.gg/PFSrwXYhGP

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Midnight-Reborn v1.6

MidnightReborn, Modded, v1.6

About server:

Server map age: 14 days

Full year cycle on the server with Winter making it hard to grow crops and breed animals and Summer causing the opposite.

Enchanced combat system Killing mobs grants xp seperate from enchanting exp under 3 seperate talent trees Mining/Combat/Sins (Close to Path of exile style talent tree) Each giving you benefical bonuses in certain tasks https://ibb.co/bFWtFkk (Talent tree)

Skill potions Everyone who joins the server gets a fresh ability (ability bottle) its random and you either get lucky or not, there are 30 different skills to learn & each time a player kills another player the dead player will drop 1 of their skills which can be picked up.

7 out of 30 the abilities include:

Power Stare: Push away entities you’re looking at Magnetize: Attract nearby items Speed: Walk faster Haste: Mine faster Strength: Inflict more damage when attacking Jump Boost: Jump Higher Regeneration: Regenerate health faster

Enchanced celestials

3 different moon cycles "Blood moon" – harder monsters "Harvest moon" – crop and animal harvesting buffs and "Blue Moon" Luck & looting buffs

Gravestones with keys that guide you to your last death point Leveling system for agressive/passive mobs https://ibb.co/syDxTnW (High lvl whale)

The further you are from spawn the higher level monsters you will be able to find Levels give them extra hearts/stronger hits/more armor & killing them yields more experience compared to what you would get from lower levels. Tons of different valuables to find artifacts/baubles/trinkets/skill capes

End remastered Required to collect 12 different eyes to enter end dimension

Twilight forest is also in the pack and dimensions also have leveled mobs Custom made npcs for shops/quests & important info https://ibb.co/SBjpsYm (npcs)

Limited Plot claims Pvp is enabled and encouraged. Enhanced villages with more unique traders and trades

Locked loot chests can be found in the overworld which need keys or lockpicks to open them They contain Currency used when bartering with players or npcs.

Waystones are used to fast travel around the world, they requier normal enchanting xp to travel, traveling cost is based on the distance traveled. There´s much more to this pack, if i caught your interest come join us on our

discord: https://discord.gg/hZyn6QfWwm

On curseforge > Midnight-Apocalypse Modpack can be found here : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-18-2

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DUSTY

dusty, smp
DUSTY

Yo. we are currently on season 14 (been running this server since 2019) It’s a decent server with chill people. A good bit of us are decent builders. Some of us are good with redstone and create cool contraptions, or simply end up over engineering things. We are between 20-40 so if that’s you, welcome.

LINKS:

server ip java & bedrock: mc.dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Website: dustyhub.net

I do suggest you take a look at the world map just look around at some of our builds.

Please take a look at the current page on the websiteIts got some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.

guidelines:
Features:
If you made this far, and do join make sure you read the board at spawn. At spawn you’ll see our little city that gets pasted into each new season(not always), it’s not a place to build at, just something to look at right when you join. We also tend to add things to it each season. Right out the main gate of spawn you’ll find the Shopping District, once you get yourself some diamonds to make a stop there, or even get your own spot going. Anyways, hope to see you there. :wave:
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Thugcraft

semi anarchy, Thugcraft

Welcome to Thugcraft! A no hack Anarchy server having no player homes, economy, or player teleports. Play on a recently generated world made in 2/23/2024. No hack clients, duping, or lagging the server allowed.

Ip: thugcraftmc.com (1.17-1.20.4+)

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5utQ8JVQ

Email: [email protected]

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Mine City

city, Modded

ATTENTION MODDED MINECRAFT LOVERS

MINE CITY WANTS YOU!

Mine City is currently looking for members!

What is Mine City?

Mine City is an RPG style survival modded minecraft server on 1.18.2.

Why Mine City?

We’re a small server that has literally no members despite having so many fun features! Do you like watching those civilization Minecraft videos? Because thats what we’re trying to emanate, the main city is mostly built with the exception of needing a little road construction. At Mine City everyone has the choice of living within the main city or going out and playing on their own whether its surviving solo in a random part of the world or creating your own city and waging war against each other. I’ve spent so much time working on this solo and I really hope that shows through when you visit.

Features: Economy Land claiming Jobs Mini Games Cars Hot Airballoons A Minecart system that connects throughout the city And so much more..!

In order to join Mine City discord is required in order to keep things as organized as possible as I don’t have any mods to help me out and due to the fact that Curseforge hasn’t yet approved my modpack for the public so I have to share the modpack file individually. Also if you’re interested in being a mod please contact me I could use any help that’s offered!

Rules: * 18+ * No griefing * No stealing * If you break it, fix it pretty plz * Must have discord and be in the server * 420 friendly * Alcohol Friendly * LGBTQ+ friendly * No Harassment

Discord Link: (message me or comment if doesn’t work)

https://discord.gg/m5SkE2xx

Server Ip: 31.214.135.12:26332

I look forward to building a nice community with all who join 🙂

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DementiaCraft

DementiaCraft, smp

DementiaCraft is a community, started by some older, more seasoned players who wanted to create a server where players, all aged 25 and above, could share a passion for crafting, building, and exploring this pixelated world. Our mission is to cultivate a virtual haven, free from toxicity, and brimming with respect, responsibility, and fun.

DementiaCraft is a safe space and we expect nothing less than kindness, consideration, inclusivity, and maturity – that means we vet people before whitelisting and only accept applications if you are 25+ of age.

DementicaCraft is home Check out a photo album from our community

If this sounds like a server for you, jump over to our website and read more about the server and the join process.

Videos

Check out a video tour of our server made by LordDawsonVII. There are several other videos LordDawsonVII has created on our server — I’d highly recommend checking them all out.

Application process

We often receive a significant influx of applications during the week of our postings here. If your application catches our eye, we’ll make sure to contact you via Discord. Hence, it’s crucial that you provide your Discord username accurately to ensure we can reach out without any hitches. Our moderators are dedicated to reviewing each application thoroughly, but please bear in mind, that due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for us to respond. We appreciate your patience.

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