Dairy Free MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DietCraft SMP

gluten free, weight loss, nutrition, low carb, Healthy Eating

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

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CraftyCarbCraze

dairy free, CraftyCarbCraze, nutrition, balanced diet, FITNESS

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

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CreeperCriticCraft

anaphylaxis, wrongful serving, Allergy, cease and desist, food service

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Imagine this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a family of Italian restaurant owners accuses you of faking an allergy to dairy! Watch as they roll their eyes and tell you to cancel the ambulance you called for, all while insisting that the cheese in your vegan pesto pasta was actually coconut milk. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! After leaving a bad review, you’ll be contacted by an inspector who will launch a full investigation into the restaurant. Will they be banned from ever working in food service again? Will they send letters to your university dean in an attempt to discredit you? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and wondering if you should have handled things differently. It’s a law student’s dream come true!

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SILdairyFreeDrama

dairy free desserts, dairy free options, self-oriented, Hosting, dairy free food

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

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SoyJuiceCraft

SoyJuiceCraft, soy beverage, dairy free, milk alternative, plant-based milk

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible.

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Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

AHAHAHAH, Clarity, epiphany, ah ha, ahahahahah

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

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Build Craft Minecraft Server

ESG implementation, Fags, BUILD, Sustainable development, building

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

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The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

für, desuarchive, general, Blacked Fur, Trash

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Server, Official twitter, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, Walpurgisnacht, don quixote

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

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KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

new guest house, self hate, pen explosion, lapse of judgement, smp

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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