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Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	8722	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	4809

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	5757
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9437
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	2508
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	3311
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ores Mined:	2117
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Potions Brewed:	52
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Void Gems Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	8188

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).