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The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the one and only AeW cRuiSerWEigHt ChaMPioN… hOLOgRam!!!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and battling evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted elytra, and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join AeW cRuiSerWEigHt ChaMPioN… hOLOgRam today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9853	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Morphine Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why? Because we offer a unique feature where you can morph into any mob in the game, including a creeper, a cow, or even a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Morphine Gang, a group of players who are addicted to morphing and will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Join them on crazy adventures as they wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and prank their fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild world of morphing and mayhem! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky side effects… like addiction to morphine. Oops, did we say morphine? We meant morphing, of course. wink

”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.

This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.

And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!

x64x64

Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chaos, Combat, freedom, Hacks, Kingdom, KitPvP, Lawless, Loot, Mods, persistence, player-driven, power, PvP, restrictions, Survival, team-up, Wilderness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9018
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to x64x64 – The Ultimate Anarchy Server Experience!

Step into a lawless world where survival of the fittest is the only rule. On x64x64, chaos reigns supreme. There are no rules, no admins, and no boundaries. This is the perfect server for those who seek total freedom in a Minecraft environment. Whether you want to build, destroy, loot, or team up with others, the choice is entirely yours. Your journey begins with nothing but your instincts and skills to guide you.

Why Choose x64x64?

True Anarchy: No bans, no restrictions, no interference from staff – it’s a truly player-driven experience. Infinite Possibilities: With no borders or limitations, you are free to explore the vast wilderness and establish your own kingdom, or simply watch the world burn. PvP-Enabled: Engage in combat with others at any time. You never know who’s a friend or foe! No Resets: The world is persistent, with every structure, battle, and crater leaving its mark. History is written by the players. Freedom to Mod: Use any mods or hacks you wish – nothing is off-limits. In x64x64, trust is rare, and betrayal is common. Will you rise to power or fall to the chaos? The choice is yours. Join now, and experience true freedom in the world of Minecraft. Your survival is up to you.

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Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner adventurer? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through Latin America as a solo tourist. Will you survive the dangerous jungles, treacherous mountains, and mysterious ruins? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a hand or team up for some hilarious antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive as a solo tourist in Latin America!

Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!

Caledonia Survival

Auctions, Bedwars, Caledonia Survival, Community, Dungeons, Economy, esports, java, Lands, lifesteal smp, MCMMO, Minecraft, Multiverse, Mythicmobs, Oraxen, Parkour, Plugins, PvE, pvp arena, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, survival server, Tournament, Towny, Wildstacker

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994

Discover Caledonia Survival – Your 1.21.1 Minecraft:Java Experience, Consistently maintained by the team that brought you Caledonia Esports. A Tournament organiser that has been on the run since October 2022. The server consists of an ever growing community and a team dedicated to make this a one in a million experience for those who wish to join us on our journey. This Server has just recently been created and we hope to build an ever lasting community in the months/years to come

Immerse yourself in our Survival Server with more to come very shortly as we are working effortlessly to create extra dimensions and different servers to jump between such as, LifeSteal SMP, Bedwars, Skyblock, Spleef and a pvp arena. At the moment our server is growing at a phenomenal rate. We have plugins such as Lands, MythicMobs/Dungeons, Citizens, Mcmmo, Multiverse, Oraxen (Soon to be replaced by itemsadder), Auctions and wildstacker.

Join us at Caledonia Survival and experience Minecraft as its meant to be. all within a community that values your journey as much as you do.

caledonia.hyrealm.net