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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9787 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ghost Minerās Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?