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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2132 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 194 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!