join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).
We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).
Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).
So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!
Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!
But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.
So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!
Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!
Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, who roam the land in search of the rarest loot and do battle with evil mobs using their secret chicken-fu techniques. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their leader, Cluck Norris, is not to be trifled with.
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a hidden underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who have some killer moves. Get your groove on and party like it’s 1999 with these explosive dancers.
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
>send out resume
>they actually want to call me for an interview
No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?
So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!
