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This new Lifesteal server launches OFFICIALLY tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST!! Be one of the first players to explore our amazing server and get extremely overpowered!
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What is Lifesteal?
Lifesteal is a genre of gameplay where players can gain health by dealing damage to opponents.
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But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his crew in Helluva Boss style. Can they survive each other while running a startup in the fiery depths?
Download the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots to get a taste of the madness. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our booru for some spicy fan art.
Join us now for a hell of a good time – just make sure you don’t get too cozy with any demons, they might just steal your diamonds!
Come to the vanilla minecraft fun and play with your friends in the scary world of minecraft. Come and build a boat or a castle and beat zombies and skeletons. Build a house or target your friend.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking Ender Dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond helmet and bragging rights for eternity. Spoiler alert: the Ender Dragon has some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers with TNT cannons and giant pixel art statues of themselves. Join them if you dare, but beware, they have a strict “noobs need not apply” policy.
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