Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”
Our server is filled with wacky characters who spend more time pranking each other than actually mining for resources. One time, someone built an entire rollercoaster that led straight into a pit of lava just for laughs!
But don’t worry, we also have epic battles that rival those of the ancient gods. Picture this: two players fighting over a single block of dirt because they both believe it holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s pure madness, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where alliances are constantly shifting, where chaos reigns supreme, and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!
Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.
But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.
So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!
But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
Join us for epic PvP battles where the only rule is to trust no one but yourself (and maybe God, if you’re feeling extra spiritual). Build your base with traps and secret passages to outsmart your fellow players, because you never know who might be plotting against you.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have daily dance parties at spawn, where players can show off their best emotes and skins. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where trust is a rare commodity and chaos reigns supreme. Who have you trusted today? Probably no one, and that’s exactly how we like it.
But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).
Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!
But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.
Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.
Our server has a variety of different features, this inculdes: McMMO, Gen Buckets, Trench Pickaxes, KoTHs. This is a competitive factions server with a paypal + buycraft payout, the server has just opened for its first season make sure to get online now!
46.105.242.43
StardewMC is a Survival server with a story!Join today and start your own Quest journey, collect special items, play with other players and much more!
With Levels, Quests, Crates and much more you will be occupied for days!Join us today and have fun on StardewMC where players from all around the world gather to play together!
mc.stardewmc.pro
HelenRealm is an early-in-life pure anarchy vanilla survival Minecraft server with a nice spawn and where everything is allowed, where the server´s admin never uses his power to interfere with most things going on, if you want a server that is early in it´s life and where you can get settled easily, this is the one.
helenrealm.aternos.me
The Minecraft Hub can be reached via: – play.amc-netwerk.amsterdam v. 1.12
Please feel free to drop by and have a nice chat your fellow players on our teamspeak server: – ts3.amc-netwerk.amsterdam – https://discord.gg/SpCmw9p
Server: AcidIsland, Creative, Minigames, PVP, Skyblock, Survival en The Lab.
amc-netwerk.amsterdam
new era
188.212.100.189:30128
Welcome to the BPR Amusement Park server!
We have an amusement park on our server that you can visit. We have various attractions in the amusement park that you can visit. You can also become an employee on the server. With an employee you can control almost all attractions! We also sometimes hold events on the server and employees have access to new attractions!
I hope so 🙂 so come and have a look via play.bprpretpark.nl
See you there!
Yours sincerely,
BPR Amusement Park
play.bprpretpark.nl:25932
join this server build grief kill its all up to you vanilla minecraft server with 3 slots available
108.61.238.9:10190
MultiCraft by A Gamers GrindJoin our always up-to-date server from any Minecraft client you can think of!Features premium plugins like McMMOHosted in Australia
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Nestled in a spectacular landscape, Hotel Vampa offers much more than just a place to rest your head. Whether you’re a lone traveler or a group of friends, our hotel has something to offer everyone. From the moment you step into our elegant lobby, you’ll be greeted by our friendly and knowledgeable staff, ready to cater to your every need.
At Hotel Vampa, we take pride in providing our guests with a truly unique experience. Step into our kitchen and discover a wide array of delectable treats and refreshing potions, all available free of charge to registered guests. Whether you’re in need of nourishment or seeking a boost for your next adventure, our kitchen is prepared to satisfy your cravings with an extensive selection of items, including redstone, glowstone, gunpowder, and netherwart.
For those seeking intellectual stimulation, our library is a treasure trove of knowledge and enchanting opportunities. Lose yourself amidst the shelves of books, filled with tales of heroism, enchanting secrets, and so much more. Let your imagination run wild and indulge in the wonders that await between the pages. Additionally, our knowledgeable librarians are always available to assist you with any queries or enchanting needs you may have.
Safety is of utmost importance to us at Hotel Vampa. That’s why our dedicated housekeeping staff ensures that any items you drop are securely stored in our safety deposit storage. Never worry about losing your precious belongings again. We also offer the convenience of hanging up your armor, so you can rest easy knowing it will be ready for your next adventure.
Venture outside our doors, and you’ll find an array of attractions to satisfy even the most ardent explorer. Get lost in our intricate hedge maze, designed to challenge your navigational skills. Engage in thrilling battles in our mob arena, where you can test your combat prowess and earn valuable rewards and for those interstellar adventurers, our spaceship parking is at your disposal, allowing you to embark on journeys to distant planets and beyond.
But wait, there’s more! Just below our hotel car park lies an underground ruined city, waiting to be explored. Take the elevator down to unlock the mysteries that lie within its ancient walls. Discover hidden treasures, unravel forgotten tales, and encounter extraordinary creatures as you delve intothe depths of this captivating realm.
At Hotel Vampa, we believe that Minecraft is not just a game but a world waiting to be explored. Let us be your gateway to all the wonders and adventures that this vast universe has to offer. Book your stay today and immerse yourself in a truly unparalleled experience only Hotel Vampa canprovide.
Join us at Hotel Vampa – Where Adventure Awaits!
90.206.95.11
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FlameNetwork is a fast expanding Minecraft network since 2013. We offer a safe and fun network to play on for all ages!
● FlameNetwork currently offers: ● Skyblock ● Creative ● RPG
Join today and start your adventure with our friendly professional join us and we promise you that you will have fun on our network! Invite your friends to make your new adventure fun for yourself and for your friends! See you soon.
Will you burn in flames or survive in the depths of hell?
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