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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4313 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.
but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.
so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.