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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
so, like, u think u smarter than ur grandpappy? well, u aint seen nothin yet til u join this cray cray minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! yea, u heard me right, u can have a laugh with a creeper before it blows u up!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night! u can party with them and learn their funky dance moves! and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give out free diamonds!
if u think u got what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and show off ur skills! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and rule over all the silly creatures that inhabit it! so what u waiting for? come on down and join the fun!
