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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9239 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!