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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9046 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!