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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9578 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1096 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1707 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!