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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 863 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.
Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.
Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.
So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.