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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Animals Bred:	96	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Potions Brewed:	123

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1811	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Potions Brewed:	188	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchantments Applied:	250	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	1302
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!