Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamond blocks? Only on our server, of course!
So come on down and join us for some wacky and wild fun. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.
| Special Districts | Shopping, minigames |
|---|---|
| Monthly Building Challenges | Compete and showcase your building skills |
| Events | Special events and an MCC-inspired championship |
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.
If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, players must be over 17 years old. |
| Are there specific building challenges? | Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage. |
| How can I report a rule violation? | You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server. |
Imagine a world where you can defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a couple of rotten potatoes. Or where you can build a house out of diamonds and obsidian in just five minutes. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why did Kishimoto abandon the theme of hard work in his series? Because he knew that our server existed and that true greatness comes from taking shortcuts and bending the rules. Join us today and see just how far you can go with a little bit of laziness and a whole lot of fun!
Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!
Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!
On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!
Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
