| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9444 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Votes: | 943 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6362 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3070 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.
so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8853 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8919 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5142 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7500 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!
Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!
So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1389 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8786 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8715 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Potions Brewed: | 197 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2399 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1566 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Features |
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| A trust-based diamond economy system |
| /spawn command for easy travel back to spawn |
| Simple voice chat mod |
| Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks |
| 15-year-old age requirement |
| Kind, mature, and interactive community |
| Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights |
| BlueMap for world exploration |
| Custom world generation |
SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!
Join the Discord and submit your application here.
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6157 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8466 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 487 | Emeralds Found: | 2986 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1343 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9542 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 356 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8264 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Are you afraid of facing tough challenges? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Just like the daughter in the story, you’ll learn to stand up to bullies and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but that’s part of the fun)!
So come on, join our server and show those sore losers who’s boss! And remember, if anyone is treating you unkindly, just go to an admin – we’ve got a zero-tolerance policy for pixelated bullies. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together – because in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible (even life lessons disguised as fun)!
