| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3230 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7980 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6718 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.
And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1923 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3216 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6973 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1501 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1491 |
Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:
vanillastudio.aternos.me
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3849 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.
But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.
So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 432 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8620 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8289 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9351 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9176 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?
4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!
5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
