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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9167 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 |
Star Shards Collected: | 136 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”