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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4603 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.