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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1697
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Love Letters Sent:	3	Animals Bred:	188

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

cube.land Minecraft server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

cube.land is a cozy private server where there is no place for cheaters and griefers, but for ordinary players who have grandiose (or not so grandiose) plans in their heads.

It is worth considering that our server is not completely vanilla, but has some additions. You can find them all on discord.

Our server is currently on the latest version of Minecraft (1.20.4) and has support for Plasmovoice and others.

Events almost every weekend, stay tuned?

> https://discord.gg/wdun5yvbrg

ru4.mineserv.su:25945

Fate SMP

fate, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	5790	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Player vs. Player Domination: Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles where every move counts. Whether you prefer one-on-one duels or large-scale skirmishes, our server provides the perfect arena for testing your skills against other players.

Dynamic Survival Multiplayer: Survive and thrive in a dynamic multiplayer world where every decision matters. Form alliances, build alliances, and strategize with your fellow players to gain the upper hand in the ever-changing landscape of our server.

Active Community: Join a welcoming and passionate community of Minecraft players who share your love for PvP. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, you’ll find plenty of like-minded individuals to team up with or challenge to a duel.

Join Us Today!

Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled excitement of PvP on our SMP server. Join us today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the camaraderie of a vibrant Minecraft community.

IP Address: play.coreminecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/8YpdXyhymT

MUST JOIN DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED

Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer looking for excitement, there’s a place for you on our server. So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and prepare for the ultimate PvP showdown. We’ll see you on the battlefield!

The Createville Server

Createville, Modded, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	4999	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Greetings!

Are you interested in playing on a vanilla+ with create themed pack on a server with others? if yes then you have come across the right post. The Createville Server is a community driven central-town based server where all players reside in the central town (that’s called Createville) located around spawn.

If that wasn’t enough to convince you then here are some more features: • Proximity voice chat (but there are also discord channels if you want to chat that way) • Custom Currency • Shops • Community projects • Cars And more

So if that convinced you head over to the discord, get the createville resident role and put your username in #whitelist! Discord: https://discord.gg/vB23wxj

Pack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/createville

Balkan Hooligans Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	8370
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Farms Harvested:	409
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Balkan Hooligans is a vanilla server without private and donation, where grating is allowed except for the main island in the end, cheats and mods that can give an advantage over other players are also prohibited on the server (you can check the rules on our server).

45.93.200.30:25595

Turtlecraft

smp, Turtlecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Potions Brewed:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

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Server IP: turtlecraft.xyz

Server Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Server Dynmap: Here

Welcome to Turtlecraft Season Three, which offers multiplayer fun for everyone! Feel free to hang out and build, explore, socialize, and make new friends! Turtlecraft is public as well, so as long as you agree to follow the rules, you and your friends and family are all welcome to join and make memories!

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WE OFFER:

– A CUSTOM-CODED FLOATING ISLAND DIMENSIONaccessible by elytra only with custom biomes like the autumnal forest and cyan-grass cherry grove biome, custom structures like floating sky villages, and stone ruins with great loot, all in vanilla Minecraft!

– A beautiful floating airship spawn with a villager for custom items (like invisible item frames, cosmetic items, etc.)!

– The Dungeons & Taverns datapackfor custom structures around the world to give you more to explore!

– GriefPreventionto claim land and prevent spam/griefing!

– Proximity chat compatibility via SimpleVoiceChat, so you can interact more easily in-game!

– Minor crafting datapacks (like armor stand statues, cauldron concrete, more wood from logs, etc. (no mob heads))

– A 10,000 x 10,000 block mapall pre-rendered with Dynmap so you can see where your friends are and plan where to adventure next!

– DiscordSRVso you can stay connected with people on the server via #chat-log even when you’re not in-game!

– Optional custom resource pack that keeps the vanilla-style textures while also fixing broken/out-of-place ones and refreshing a few to give them a polished look! (Download the Turtlecraft Resource Pack here.)

– 3 Admins to monitor player activity, get rid of trouble-makers, and make sure any questions are answered!

– An efficient system for getting rid of trouble-makers (first strike is a warning, second strike is a ban).

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Come say hi and vibe with us on the Discord server and in-game!

FoxiLand server Minecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Excellent anarchic server – no donation, no private, vulture allowed.

mc.foxiland.ru

mariland junior high school

HIGH, Júnior, mariland, School, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to mariland smp! 💌

About us

Mariland smp, established March 1st 2024, is a semi-vanilla minecraft server. Our meadows themed spawn area is the focal point where you can build and interact with others in the community. Sprawling paths and easily accessible minecart tracks connecting homes and markets, the land is ever-evolving! Our aim is to create an environment that fosters creativity. We aim to achieve this through collaborative events and chatting on discord.

Server information

Difficulty: Hard Ram: 10GB Version: Java 1.20.4 Host location: Europe TNT-duping: Enabled

Rules

– Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect all players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end until the server-wide ender dragon fight

Communication

Our community uses discord for communication; to contact one another and to share any important information regarding the server or events. A microphone is beneficial but not required.

Application https://forms.gle/LdZQFvUEKHb7wory8

✅ PvPMasters [HACKS ALLOWED] – FullPvP / PvPEdits ✅

Clans, Fulledits, FullPvP, Hacks, PvP, Pvpedits, Rankup

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

PvPMasters is our new FullEdits server with all custom builds, tons of items to farm, 100+ Rankups, 10+ PvP Arenas, and lots more!

Join our discord @ https://discord.gg/TAtWk2JwpP

Check out the store @ https://store.pvpmasters.net

Please Vote to help support the server!

pvpmasters.net

MCInfected

MCInfected, Minigames

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

If you ever played COD: Black Ops 2, you’ll remember the infected gamemode they had. MCInfected is a minecraft spin on this game mode, with everyone started as a survivor and slowly more and more people being killed and turned into zombies. Maps are based on COD maps and the game feels true to nature. It’s a really fleshed out game with many different infected classes, a prestige shop, and a leaderboard to climb the ranks. This game was really popular back in 2014-2016, but recently has been more or less completely dead. My goal is to revive this server because I believe it brings a really unique and engaging experience that no other minecraft server has been able to replicate since.

IP: dextrity.minecraft-infected.com

Hosting-Minecraft.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	292	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Top young server 🙂 come in. A survivor with good rep.

s12.joinserver.ru:25998