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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

Buzz Survival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	9711
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Introducing The Buzz, a brand new Survival SMP packed with exciting features! Whether you’re looking for an epic 1v1 battle with your friend, aiming for world domination, or simply want to build the ultimate team, this is the perfect place for you. Our server caters to both competitive and casual Minecraft players, offering easy-to-obtain crate keys, a player bounty system, an exceptional auction system, and much more! In addition to our unique custom mobs and ambient noises, we provide a friendly and welcoming community for all. Join our server now to experience the buzz for yourself!

Server IP: play.buzzsurvival.net Discord: https://discord.gg/6wyKsEG4Ey For more information on joining on bedrock, check out our discord. Crossplay is available.

135.148.171.164

political server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

The owner of the “policy server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ru3.mineserv.su:26803

Kingdoms of War S2

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

K.o.W is a ages 16+ faction-like roleplay server! Here we do have quite a bit of rules that are to be taken seriously.

We have fun plugs in’s events! Join or create a Kingdom to make your way to the top! Join the Discord to be whitelisted.

We have: Dragons! TPA! Warps! Player trading! One person sleep! Wars! Kingdoms and Villages! Fun commands like /hat! Player of the month voting!

147.135.30.186:25712

MinionSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

MinionSMP was created for high valued players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival SMP gamemode which contains an active community, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.minionsmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.minionsmp.com to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

mc.minionsmp.com

PlexiumCraft – Unique Server Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

PlexiumCraft – This is a unique project that gives the player a choice. If the player wants to play anarchy, then let him choose the “Anarchy” mode. Maybe vanilla survival? Yes too! Survival with privilege? No problem! PlexiumCraft is the first and only project with a choice of survival modes. So what are you waiting for?

95.217.53.173

Xer0s Pure Vanilla

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

The pure vanilla survival experience, no pay to win, no game breaking plugins Our main goal is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out moderation and providing users with support

Java Edition 1.19.3

51.161.123.174

MoleLive

OneBlock, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

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185.118.141.56

SeverCraft Minecraft server

Cities

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Votes:	3038	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to SeverCraft – a fresh vanilla Minecraft server, just starting its journey. Here you will find a cozy community where every player can enjoy a pleasant winter atmosphere and new interesting acquaintances. Our server has just begun its development, and we invite you to become part of its beginning!

The experience of the SeverCraft administration guarantees a stable 20 TPS, ensuring smooth and high-quality interaction with the game world. Our administration is always ready to help and answer your questions, creating an atmosphere of kindness and care.

Join our Discord community to stay up to date and chat with our friendly members: https://discord.gg/VS2BQmyyMV

You can also monitor our server in real time using the online map: http://d9.gamely.pro:20889/

65.109.23.34:20250

True Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	214469
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

World Size: 30mil x 30mil

Difficulty: Hard

PvP: Enabled

Version: 1.19.3

True Survival is a brand new Minecraft server with some deep planning behind it. We offer a handful of QOL changes and stability fixes to allow for a seamless Minecraft experience. We love relaxing and playing as a community. From day one, our mission has been to grow a community of friendly people that are compassionate, considerate and fun. Our community is warm, welcoming, and full of personable, diverse, interesting people! Hope you give us a shot!

truesurvival.org

PrionMC

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Prion MC is a Minecraft Gamemdoe Server Check out the discord for more information Remember When you join make sure you have fun

game2.falixserver.net:27744