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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	958656
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

UkrainianCraft: Kursk Ops – More Power!

conflict zone, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Hodges, intelligence report, Kursk, Kursk region, military assessment, military capabilities, military capacity, Military operations, military readiness, military strength, military tactics, nato, Operation, Ops, power, strategic planning, surprise attack, UkrainianCraft, ukrainians

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Buildings Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	3959	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military capacity than you could ever imagine! we’re like the ukrainians in the kursk region, but even more badass! we’ve got tanks, helicopters, and even nukes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we dominate the minecraft world like never before. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show everyone who’s boss!

V for Vanilla – Where the only thing reset is your addiction to Minecraft! 1.21

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with players from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience, we welcome you to join us.

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temporary ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As V For Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla experience, the use of mods that alter gameplay is not allowed. Optifine and minimap mods are exceptions.

2. Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Players are free to build wherever they like, but be aware that griefing is allowed. It’s recommended to hide and protect your valuable builds.

3. How do I report a player for cheating?

You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the Discord server. Please provide evidence if possible.

4. What should I do if I encounter a hacker on the server?

If you suspect a player of hacking, please report them to a moderator or admin. Do not engage with the hacker or confront them directly.

5. Can I request a map reset?

Map resets are not planned at this time. The server aims to maintain a long-term world for players to build and explore in.

MelNeko’s Minecraft Server!

Archive, backup, Community, Content Creator, Download, Fans, Friend, Gaming, Help, Last Night, Mel Nekomata, MelNekos, Minecraft, ONLINE, recording, Request, Save, Server, Share, Stream, Support, twitch, Video

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9181	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Mel Nekomata herself! Rumor has it she’s been spotted riding a diamond-encrusted unicorn while battling a horde of evil creepers. Don’t miss out on the action!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?

So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child welfare, condescending advice, council estate, criticism, Enabling, family dynamics, father figure, HR, learn their lesson, middle class, Minecraft, modelling gigs, overstep, parenting, part-time dad, Posh, rich coworker, Server, snob, SnobbyCraft, tough love, Working class

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

NoGiftNoPartyCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mines Excavated:	3965
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Votes:	8234	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

BrazilBlockParty

+x, Brazil, BrazilBlockParty, business closure, business news, business strategy, close operations, company announcement, company shutdown, corporate decision, economic impact, effective immediately, Financial implications, global market, international business, market withdrawal, operational shutdown, south america, strategic move, sudden closure

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6825
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Potions Brewed:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7026
Votes:	997	Star Shards Collected:	269

so, like, this server is, like, closing in Brazil, like, right now. but don’t worry, cuz we got some, like, INSANE stuff happening on this server that you gotta check out. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. so, like, join now before it’s too late and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

FrontierSMP: Where the fish are on fire and the farms are lit!

Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farms, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, lit, Loot, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Towny, Version, Wiki

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21

Description:

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server on different versions of Minecraft?

A: The server is currently on version 1.21, and you will need to use the same version to join.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect by using the server IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow them.

Q: Can I build at the spawn area?

A: Yes, spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, a rail network, or any other desired structures.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being called an impostor for not fitting into the stereotypical Japanese mold? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and eye shapes – because let’s face it, Japanese culture is not one-size-fits-all! Join us for a wild ride where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means pretending to be a ninja turtle or a sushi chef. Embrace your inner non-Japanese self and join us for some epic adventures and laughs. Who needs to be Japanese when you can be anything you want in Minecraft? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!