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SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4698
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShopTilUDropPvP

Adrenaline, Attack, battle, brawl, challenge, Combat, Competition, Conflict, Defense, Fight, Game, INTENSE, Purchase, self defense, shopping, ShopTilUDropPvP, strategy, strength, Survival, Victory, weapon

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Magic Items Found:	1960
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the last thing you bought is now your weapon in a 100 person brawl! Imagine facing off against other players armed with toothpaste, bananas, or even a pack of gum! Will you be able to survive and come out victorious with your unconventional weapon?

Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and strategize like never before. Who knew that a simple purchase could turn into a battle for survival in the virtual world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition with your unexpected weapon of choice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of the 100 person brawl armed with the most random and hilarious weapons imaginable. It’s a fight like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. Let the madness begin!

NukeCraft: Asian NATO Blame Game

asian, Asian version, Blame, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, Game, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, Japan, military alliances, military cooperation, nato, North Korea, nukecraft, political rhetoric, regional stability, security concerns, south korea, strategic alliances, U.S

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, u know how north korea is always angry at south korea, u.s. and japan? well, on this server, we’re like the asian version of nato but in minecraft lmao. join us and help defend against the evil forces of south korea, u.s. and japan trying to take over our land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and lots of explosions. come join the fun and show those other countries who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

JoyThiefCraft

comparison, comparison trap, Contentment, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, JoyThiefCraft, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, personal growth, perspective, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, social comparison, thief of joy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

ADD, Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, husk, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Void Gems Collected:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

luup.vanillaboxmc.ru

Super Silly Minecraft Peeps – Totally Not Whitelisted, Definitely Not Griefing!

bedrock, Builds, claiming plugins, Economy, gameplay, Griefing, ip address, large-scale, Limits, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peeps, PORT, Rail, rare drops, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, silly, Super, Survival, Tnt, Totally, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3174	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

SSMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no limits on gameplay as long as it follows the simple rules of the server.
Can I create large scale builds and use redstone freely?	Yes, this server is perfect for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and using redstone without limitations.
What are some unique features of the server?	Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is set at 128K.

BauCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baubau Edition shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! Who wouldn’t want to be part of such madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic karaoke nights you’ve ever seen. Picture this: creepers singing duets with skeletons, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have exclusive baubau merch available for purchase. You can dress your Minecraft character in the finest Mococo and Fuwawa attire, making you the envy of all other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience the baubau Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

PoliteCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial opinions, controversy, debate, discussion, Ethics, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Minecraft, okay, online communities, online forums, POL, PoliteCraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, society

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels and troublemakers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while fighting off hordes of zombie pigs and giant killer bunnies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your fun?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and rare items that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil unicorns.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why everyone on /pol/ is raving about it!

BlockBabysit Minecraft Server

babysit, Birthday, BlockBabysit, carpool, fast food, Minecraft, nanny fee, parents, Plans, reddit, Refuse, RELATIVES, rent free, request off, rules, saving money, School, Server, Siblings, sports, Summer, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	860	Crops Grown:	3277
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of babysitting your younger siblings and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever having to worry about babysitting duties. No more “nanny fees” or missing out on your birthday celebrations – on our server, every day is a party!

Plus, we have a special feature where you can arrange carpooling for your younger brother to get to his sports practice. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft community that has your back?

So say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless adventures on our server! Join now and let the fun begin!

KidCraftKare

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child discipline methods, child discipline strategies, child discipline tips, child rearing, child safety, child supervision, child tantrums, discipline, discipline techniques, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKare, parenting, Parenting styles, spoiled child

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate spoiled toddlers waltzing into our sheds uninvited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sharp objects, fish hooks, and epic meltdowns.

If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!

BlockyViralHits

BlockyViralHits, classic, debut, hits hard, iconic, internet culture, Internet Sensation, memorable, Nostalgia, old viral video, Popular, social media, Throwback, Timeless, trending, trending video, viral hit, viral meme, viral phenomenon, viral sensation, viral video

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	833776	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember that video of the sneezing panda? Well, imagine if that panda was actually a Minecraft player on our server! Yes, that’s right, our server is home to all kinds of wacky characters, including sneezing pandas who are pros at building pixelated bamboo forests.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the legendary dancing baby from the early days of the internet. Rumor has it that if you can find him on our server, he will teach you the ultimate dance moves that will make all the other players bow down in awe.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find sneezing pandas, chicken governments, and dancing babies all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!