Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

BlockBusterCraft

artistic vision, attention to detail, Authenticity, BlockBusterCraft, Character development, Charm, cinematic experience, cinematic magic, classic cinema, Craftsmanship, creativity, Cultural significance, Depth, emotional impact, historical context, Nostalgia, originality, practical effects, storytelling, substance, Timeless

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Pixel Mimicry Funville

behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, cultural influence, Evolution, facial expressions, funville, Gestures, human interaction, Media influence, mimicry, movies, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, PIXEL, pop culture, Psychology, social behavior, societal evolution, societal norms, society, TV

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Runes Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	427375	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Emeralds Found:	8011
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1381
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	2567	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	304775	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6842	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4063
Dragon Eggs Found:	2591	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

Community voice & transparency	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

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