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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3628 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2294 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
