New Minecraft Servers 2025

dad’s cooking Minecraft Servers

dad’s cooking Minecraft Servers

  • Dad’s Epic Eats – Where the Food is Better Than the Cooks!

    Dad’s Epic Eats – Where the Food is Better Than the Cooks!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5707
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the dads are the ultimate chefs! Ever wondered why dads cook so fucking good, but only once a year? Well, on our server, you can experience the culinary delights of dad’s cooking every day!

    Join us for a feast of delicious dishes cooked by dads who have mastered the art of grilling, baking, and BBQ. From steaks to burgers to desserts, our dads will blow your mind with their mouth-watering creations.

    So why wait for that once-a-year cookout when you can indulge in dad’s amazing cooking every day on our awesome Minecraft server? Join now and feast like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 875
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 860 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 276
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9882
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 New Chunks Explored: 944037
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7916
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3491 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Magic Items Found: 8499 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

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    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 182
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4443 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Runes Activated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

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    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7695
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

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    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9850
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

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    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 141
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1906
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 8441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Potions Brewed: 63 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9079
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Votes: 6405
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

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